{"id":68,"date":"2009-04-10T10:11:20","date_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:11:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/powerwordbubble.wordpress.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2009-04-10T10:11:20","modified_gmt":"2009-04-10T18:11:20","slug":"frsrs-it-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"FrSrs. It happened."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Random Work Story of the Day: (<strong>WARNING:<\/strong> May contain lolspeak!)<\/p>\n<p>Us, to Vendor: We want to order Noms for our customer<br \/>\nVendor: okay. We don&#8217;t ship Noms, you has to pick up.<br \/>\nUs: ok.<\/p>\n<p>Us, to carrier: We need noms picked up!<br \/>\nCarrier: ok. Driver, go pick up noms!<br \/>\nDriver: Noms picked up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Days later:<\/strong><br \/>\nDriver, to carrier: Ok, Noms delivered!<br \/>\nCarrier: \/yay.<br \/>\nCarrier, to us:Noms is delivered.<br \/>\nUs: \/yay!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two Days Later:<\/strong><br \/>\nUs, to customer: So how did those noms Work Out for you?<br \/>\nCustomer: What noms?<br \/>\nUs: You know, the ones that delivered yesterday?<br \/>\nCustomer: We haven&#8217;t recieved those noms yet.<br \/>\nUs: *blink* Are you sure? Are carrier confirmed they delivered.<br \/>\nCustomer: Fr Srs. Not here. Let us know when they will be here. kthnxbai.<\/p>\n<p>Us, to carrier: wtf? Customer no has noms! where are noms?!<br \/>\nCarrier: Err. Driver said he delivered noms. *Calls Driver* Driver, where are noms?!<br \/>\nDriver: roffle. All your Noms are belong to me!!! I is holding your noms ransom because I no likey you Carrier!<br \/>\nCarrier: WTF?<br \/>\nUs: \/facepalm<br \/>\nDriver: Give me moneys &#8216;n stuff and I give you noms!<br \/>\nUs: \/headdesk<br \/>\nCarrier: Um, we need to get noms delivered. How about we send new driver to pick up noms, then we work out moneys &#8216;n stuff? Just tell us where you are.<br \/>\nDriver: m&#8217;kay.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Later that Day:<\/strong><br \/>\nNew driver arrives at location to pick up trailer. Driver A tosses over keys, Driver B pulls away. As soon as Driver B pulls away, cops arrive. Driver A is arrested. Silly, silly truck drivers.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for teh lawls Mr. Driver<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Random Work Story of the Day: (WARNING: May contain lolspeak!) Us, to Vendor: We want to order Noms for our customer Vendor: okay. We don&#8217;t ship Noms, you has to pick up. Us: ok. Us, to carrier: We need noms picked up! Carrier: ok. Driver, go pick up noms! Driver: Noms picked up. Days [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,10],"tags":[27,43],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-the-lawls","category-non-wow","tag-giggles","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}