{"id":63,"date":"2009-04-02T14:07:22","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T22:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/powerwordbubble.wordpress.com\/?p=63"},"modified":"2009-04-02T14:07:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-02T22:07:22","slug":"members-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Members Wanted!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt; Council of Shadows &gt; seeks new members!<\/p>\n<p>Do you:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Spam Raid Chat about your wanting Blessing of Wisdom instead of that &#8220;silly&#8221; Blessing of Kings (if healing)?<\/li>\n<li>Spam Raid Chat begging for Focus Magic (if caster DPS)?<\/li>\n<li>Spam Raid Chat demanding Fish Feasts because you were &#8220;too lazy to farm food buffs&#8221;?<\/li>\n<li>Ask [almost] weekly if anyone has an extra flask because you forgot to buy one?<\/li>\n<li>Call others stupid when a mistake is made?<\/li>\n<li>Roll on every single item you have the ability to use even if it&#8217;s not an upgrade?<\/li>\n<li>Talk badly about a guildie in \/general when you and said guildie are farming in the same zone?<\/li>\n<li>Tell everyone how amazing a healer\/dpser you are and constantly post meters in Raid and Guild chat?<\/li>\n<li>Talk about how much better you are at healing\/dpsing because you &#8220;only push 2 buttons&#8221; to &#8220;top everyone&#8221;?<\/li>\n<li>Drop from a guild Old School Raid Fun Night you committed to Mid-Raid to pug Sarth3D since you don&#8217;t know why &#8220;we&#8217;re taking so long to clear Sarth3D when it&#8217;s such an easy fight&#8221; and tell everyone to watch guild chat for the achievement within the next 30 min?**<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>then DO NOT APPLY. WE&#8217;RE <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through;\">SICK OF YOU!<\/span> ALREADY FULL. Already in our guild? Then GTFOplz.<\/p>\n<p>kthnxbai,<\/p>\n<p>&lt;3 your guild officers.<\/p>\n<p>**2 hours later the pug gave up because they couldn&#8217;t even drop the first drake before the 2nd landed. much laughter was had amongst the officers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt; Council of Shadows &gt; seeks new members! Do you: Spam Raid Chat about your wanting Blessing of Wisdom instead of that &#8220;silly&#8221; Blessing of Kings (if healing)? Spam Raid Chat begging for Focus Magic (if caster DPS)? Spam Raid Chat demanding Fish Feasts because you were &#8220;too lazy to farm food buffs&#8221;? Ask [almost] [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17],"tags":[27,37,73],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-the-lawls","category-teh-dramaz","tag-giggles","tag-random","tag-teh-dramaz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}