{"id":23,"date":"2009-03-04T21:45:42","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T21:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/powerwordbubble.wordpress.com\/?p=23"},"modified":"2009-03-04T21:45:42","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T21:45:42","slug":"mini-raid-guide-part-the-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/?p=23","title":{"rendered":"Mini-Raid Guide, part the first!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was trying to tell one of my friends a funny that happened in raid last night on four horseman, and realized that other than the phrase &#8220;and then Rippa yelled &#8216;I want Tart in the back'&#8221; being a &#8216;that&#8217;s what she said&#8217; in general she wouldn&#8217;t have any idea of what the heck I was talking about as she hasn&#8217;t stepped into Naxx yet. So, <del datetime=\"2009-03-04T21:33:14+00:00\">my limited work resources<\/del> MSPaint was used to create something I like to call The Mini Raid Guide. And I thought I would share.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_22\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-22\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/horseman.jpg\" alt=\"Horseman Mini Raid Guide\" title=\"horseman\" width=\"480\" height=\"223\" class=\"size-full wp-image-22\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/horseman.jpg 677w, http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/horseman-300x139.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-22\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Horseman Mini Raid Guide<\/p><\/div>\n<p>P.S. The funny story? Rippa was Tank4, I was assigned to Tank2 with Daynum. Rippa yells in vent &#8220;Sorry Day, I want Tart with me in the back&#8221; the proceeds to \/flirt and \/dance with me until our GM was like &#8220;okfine. Tart go keep Rippa from dying like usual. And sorry Day, looks like you&#8217;ve gotta share your wife.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I was trying to tell one of my friends a funny that happened in raid last night on four horseman, and realized that other than the phrase &#8220;and then Rippa yelled &#8216;I want Tart in the back&#8217;&#8221; being a &#8216;that&#8217;s what she said&#8217; in general she wouldn&#8217;t have any idea of what the heck [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,8,12],"tags":[71,36,44],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-for-the-lawls","category-mini-raid-guide","category-raid-shennanigans","tag-mini-raid-guide","tag-raid-lawls","tag-work-boredom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.wow.tartdarling.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}